sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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