break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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