Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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