He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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