Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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