the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
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