she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
There's always time for handjobs
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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