If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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