I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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