I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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