do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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