The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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