Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
its liver damage thursday
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