My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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