Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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