Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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