I don't think brook has ever known best
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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