I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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