so that wasnt chicken after all
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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