I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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