So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i need some magic done to my vagina
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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