just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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