hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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