I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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