you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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