But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
