About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
