I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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