i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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