you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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