Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Holy shit dude........stairs
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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