he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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