her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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