just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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