Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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