Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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