i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you would pick up someone in the library
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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