And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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