I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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