Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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