For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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