what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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