But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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