I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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