its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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