question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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