But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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