I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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