i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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