okay pat passed out under dana's car
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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