16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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