i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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