we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Randomize
