do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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