I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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