drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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